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Assault Suits Leynos is a run and gun video game developed and published in 1990 by Masaya for Sega Genesis. It was released in America as Target Earth. It was re-released on the Wii’s Virtual Console, and on the Nintendo Switch's Nintendo Classics. It is the first game in the Assault Suits series.

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George Nicholson was an English printer, author, and vegetarianism advocate.

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