{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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The 1945 New York Giants season marked the franchise's 21st season in the National Football League (NFL).
"}{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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