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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?","punchline":"About 5000 miles.","id":279}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}
{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?","punchline":"It was legend dairy.","id":65}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?","punchline":"Because he was a fungi.","id":35}
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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
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